COLLINGWOOD VS GEELONG - SIX RESERVED SEATS - GROUND LEVEL - WING in ARMADALE, Victoria for sale

COLLINGWOOD VS GEELONG
MCG, SATURDAY AFTERNOON, 21st MAY, 1.45PM.
You are purchasing up to 6 reserved seats on Ground Level, located in Row P of the Southern Stand wing area (to protect security of tickets, further info will only be released to winning bidder)
Please purchase in increments of 2, 4 or all 6 only. Not selling just one by itself. Tickets will be emailed to winning bidder ASAP upon payment.
FAQ'S
What's your best price?
Thank you for your question, sir. I've been to Bali too. Your bogan negotiation skills are looked down upon. They're already the cheapest on Australialisted, and below cost value. I also probably don't know you from a bar of soap.
I'm taking my kids to their first game of footy. Can I have a discount?
Whilst I'm rapt that your kid is seeing their fist game of footy, no, I don't believe most retailers offer a "Congratulations on spreading your legs" discount and neither do I.